Child Abuse Redefined

Just to briefly redefine the term child abuse: "the physical or emotional abuse of a child-care provider by the child(ren) in question."

Now, it's a really good thing that since I watch Switzerland's two best boys, they would never ever dream of committing "child abuse."

Would they?



Jules, I love you...but for real...that cheek was still healing from the last time you scratched me...not to mention, my neck and chest could have survived without being such a delightful shade of pink.

And yes, you still have to take naps.

Currently in minor pain,
That girl in Switzerland